I never really considered myself in the minority in this particular equation, but you are right about the increasing number of alienated Dads who are being sucked into the right wing scream vortex.

Yes.

“You wouldn’t know these feeeeeemales. They go to a different school. And they are models; face models. In Canada.”

The Trumps are the logical conclusion of 40 years worth of stingy, regressive GOP policy aimed at mollifying the Baby Boomers: The Fuck You I Got Mine Generation™️.

Alternate book title: “Balancing with Shitheels.”

“Wink, nudge.”

Something, something, voting their conscience.

That’s just something Columbus told his wife; he also swore up and down it was from a toilet seat.

Only in 2018’s America could that possibly be considered aspirational by someone.

Did you do what they want you to do?

That’s one of the ghastlier realities of this garbage reality in which we find ourselves imprisoned; despite the best efforts of these douchegeists to plumb the depths, it would appear there is no bottom to this particular barrel containing 30% of voters.

“BEEF O’BRADY WAS A SAINT, A SAINT!”

This is a great anecdote which segues into the real cause, which will always and forever be latent bigotry. Case in point, ask just about any flag humper to draw or describe a veteran; I’d eat my own hat if it were anything other than a white septuagenarian in dress uniform. There have been many scholarly articles…

I’d wager she truly believes that when the natives voted to let the smelly, syphillitic White settlers in, they were voting their conscience.

It will be the same 3 candidates, again.

Mash yourself out of existence, Twatmatoface, you goofy bastard.

The Ballad Of Bon Morte and YogaNerdMD is a legend on some of the frequent user Kinja sub-blogs. Basically, the 2 most insufferable Kinjanauts in existence ended up having an IRL affair, a spouse discovered it, and hilarity ensued.  That was about the time BM’s main account was shitcanned for harassing commenters on…

Their whole schtick makes it easy to root them out; it used to be fun, but then they got lazy with the naming conventions and also the low-hanging, less subtle trolling. Also, it would not surprise me to find out that TF is actually an antagonistic former GM staffer with a well-known resentment for commenters. AJ…