It’s the resident troll, Tomatoface.

It’s the resident troll.

Guess who!

For dessert, the last one to finish had to eat the cookie.

Jesus Murphy, as bad as it’s been, I’ll almost miss the ads where the 3 main GOP candidates fervently try to outdo one another by chortling Donny’s balls and shitting all over each other (Jim Hines also tried, but was never really in this thing, anyway).

Honestly, these dipshits are all tremendous cosplaying clowns. They want to fight because they are desperately searching for the lowest hanging masculinity (the kind that doesn’t carry the inherent risk of being deployed on active duty or washing out of the academy), while still knowing that the state will keep them…

Lie Hard 2: Lie Harder

America went all in on the Baboon Challenge in 2010, and again in 2016.  It has not gone well.

“The DCCC are a pack of spineless wimps.” - Nick Denton, probably.

Serfs at least got a leaky shanty and table scraps.

I think a more shocking and titillating article would be finding a Fox News executive or On-Air “Talent” who wasn’t a gross sex-monster or abusive to the staff.

Oh, I don’t know. We have yet to surpass the felt-lined bed of the Lincoln Blackwood or the whole-hog over-engineering of Early ‘90’s Bubble Era Japanese luxobarges.

Future Morning Shift Headline:

DONALD TRUMP CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!1!1!1!one

This comment has caused me to cackle with glee at a volume and intensity I’ve not previously attained.