Wasn’t that guy 66?  Hardly the youth wing, but thanks for playing, Sport.

Exactly.  They should have torched the boat.

Something, something, the end of civility.  Mash yourself into a nice marinara, TF.

Or that they were largely driven there by a chariot of generational wealth (either familial or venture capital).

FOR 

Florida Man represents a real and omnipresent threat.

The thought of the Trumps having their own War of the Roses makes me almost as spitefully gleeful as the fact that no one will hook up with the whiny Trump staffers.

Cambergang, Cambergang, Cambergang.

I really like how they own the shit out of us libs by destroying expensive shit they already paid for. Smashing Keurig’s and Yeti coolers sure showed me. I can only hope that Owens Corning revokes a discount from the NRA; the inevitable videos of RWNJ’s burning down their own houses out of spite will nourish my body…

Exactly.  Thougth & Prayerth to Thernovith.

And even then, it’s typically met with an incredulous shriek of “How this happen to me?”

My favorite was the Irishman selling Trump shitter paper.

Rosebudding, actually. He sprang forth from the collective prolapsed anuses of the Heritage Foundation.  

Right?! RATM are more or less the antithesis of Paul Ryan’s brand of shitbag, Ayn Rand-worshipping, Exceptionalist Oligarchism.

I assumed it was Slartibartfast’s fault.

I’ve been listening to a LOT of Rage Against the Machine lately. I’d say “Killing in the Name” is what you’re looking for.

While smashing his Keurig and a $500 Yeti cooler with a 5-Iron.

These people are the Petit Bourgeoisie who’ve seized control of the estate and are now going out of their way to contemptuously tell everyone how much they grossly overpay for things, because they are fucking rubes. Don’t forget, this motherfucker is 32 (a hard 32, at that), so this was probably one of his first “Big…

Ugh. His antics are likely aspirational for the pack of dipshits competing in the race to the bottom that is the Michigan GOP gunernatorial primary. It’s currently a 3-way duel with Flamethrowers at 10 paces, as each professes is love for Trumpism while accusing the other 2 of being non-believers. Watching these 3…