Here’s a video of a white second amendment jihadi sweeping a pile of dildos off a table that says you’re wrong. Thanks for playing, though, dum dum.

I 90% agree with you. But 10% of me thinks it’s helpful to keep a place where our shitty flotsam can collect, be easily identified, discarded. Fraternities are like a human trap basket inside the jacuzzi at a super sketchy motel.

Ask almost any POC; they can assure you that it’s been a lot longer than the last year or so. America is just openly fascist against whites who dissent from the current regime now.

Isn’t this exactly the kind of shit preening gun nuts use as the foundation for their argument about needing guns to fend off the gubmint? Why haven’t the Bundy Family & Malheur Misfits set up a defensive perimeter around this guy’s farm yet? Oh, right; brown people. Also the existential cowardice of the Three…

Mello Yello?

71 is the current age of first model year Baby Boomers (1946); the commitment to being unrepentant, entitled sociopaths came out of the gates strong for the “Fuck you, I got mine” generation.

Also chainsmoking and MTN DEW.

Good news! It’s the GOP, so facts no longer matter and pulling shit straight out of their asses is the centerpost of their platform.

By looking for the next largest progressive donor on the list. My money is on conspiracy theories being crafted about the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, next.

I’m a believer in the old “Single Spritz Cloud Walkthrough” method. And usually only for evening events. If at any time the spray nozzle is pointed at you, you’re already doing it wrong.

“Great, I can be your first customer!”

“It’s purely physical, and that’s all you need to know.” Dwight Kurt Schrute.

The capstone of the trilogy will produced by Burns’ decentralized, digital AI spectre, and will be aptly titled “Boomers: Why Don’t You Little Shits Ever Visit Our Kernels Anymore, Also We Demand Reverence and Holidays Just Like We Did For Our Parents.” It will be released direct-to-brainscan.

Apropos of nothing, this makes me look forward to Ken Burns’ next inevitable documentary series, “The Fuck You, I Got Mine Generation: Baby Boomers.”

I’d also like to confront those parents on the unspoken reality: they will happily risk the lives of their own children and countless others because they believe parenting an artistic child is worse than death. This is world-record setting navel gazing and selfishness.

I find it more expedient to engage them in the Hepatitis B Snorting Challenge (its all the rage with teens on YouTube these days!). From there, the problem solves itself. 

I will gratefully accept your star, but with all apologies to dingoes and shit, neither of whom did anything to deserve such an unfair comparison to the Right Wing Outrage-Industrial Complex.

These howling shitdingoes are nothing if not predictable.