Here’s the real lede!

Can’t wait for the screeching RWNJ response about how THESE crimes weren’t the crimes they were supposed to be looking for, and should be considered inadmissible. Made more delicious by the fact that the same braying donkeys so breathlessly covered Ken Starr’s inquisition with “fuck me” eyes 2 decades ago.

We can only hope.

Paid, Coerced, Daughter of a Donor/Friend, or Full Cosby? Place your bets now. 🤮

Just be sure to eat your store-brand Greek yoghurt so you regain the strength needed to throw off the yoke of your capitalist oppressors.

As the DOW tumbles, I’m going long on guillotine manufacturers. Linton is doing amazing Marie Antoinette cosplay.

King Shitbaby sure loves biting the hands that feed him. I wonder what will happen when he figures out that Sinclair is dependent on licensing NBC broadcasts for a large chunk of its stations. And, of course, he has no qualms about shitting on the same network that allowed a sentient anal fissure to have its own…

Thanks for the tip! I just bought that and “The Pinch” by David Willetts.

Also, the adjectives can’t be too long or difficult to pronounce (with a mouthful of Doritos, MTN DEW, and Norco that is), lest the taunter come off as some kind of “librul aleetist who thinks they’re better’n’us.”

All the stars for you for “MAGATs”!!!

I’m disappointed that they took such a strong stand against boobystreamers.

I don’t see any way that’s not Clooney’s role to lose. Maybe Martin Sheen.

LOL,this isn’t even a good effort. Pound sand, Yuri.

While giving it’s executives 8-figure bonuses because “ya gotta retain the top talent.”

Zip it! Betsy DeVos is so desperate for a win right now, and this is exactly the kind of thing she’d love.

He’s playing the old Racist Chicken and Racist Egg game. “If they call us racists, then we may as well act like racists.” Motherfucker, you’ve always been racist; but now we’re calling a spade “a spade”. Choke on that irony (considering the origin of the phrase), you racist-ass, Vichy-idolizing FN shitworms.

She’s said as much:

Truly, it’s what John Calvin’s version of Jesus would have wanted.