To be fair, I don’t speak WASP, but I can understand it from years of studying from afar. I come from a long line of hapless Methodist yeomen.

And how removed from the teachings of Jesus they are. Anytime one of them mouths off about Gays, Abortion, Democrats, Drug Addicts, etc., I like to respond with a very obviously sarcastic “How Christian of you.” Watching their rage strokes happen in real time never fails to satisfy.

The puppet master cannot have been happy about that.

There’s never been a Michigan native I’ve wanted so desperately to see behind bars as that shitcougar. And we’ve produced Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Terry Nichols, Steven Seagal, and Hillsdale University, so that’s really saying something.

Wait, was he dating her back in 2016 when she inadvertently found herself interjected into one of Taylor Swifts feuds? Because that’s a headline I’d love to write!

I read that in Ron Howard’s voice. Did you write that in Ron Howard’s voice?

LOL. Pound sand, Nikita.

I’m with you; I think a tone shift to “Look! The good Kushner is actually very good!” would have been better. And because he’d be getting the praise that Ivanka, Jared, and Donny Two Scoops are so blatantly thirsty for, it would really stick in their craws, much to our universal delight.

This is likely accurate. I believe what we’re seeing from Josh here is a “Matilda” scenario, wherein a family of assholes produces an exceptional citizen, despite their best efforts. Like the Wormwoods.

Even better! Josh is the one who actually gets invited to A-List events, and likely the only one of the Kushner-Trump clan that isn’t persona non grata among the arts patronage circles. I hope to hell he sends them snarky selfies from the Met Gala.

Holy piss; I had forgotten about that thread from the transition era. That’s right, when Chris Christie was a DA in Northern NJ, he got a big conviction against Pa Kushner. After he thirstily ingratiated himself to Trump during the campaign (and was force fed meatloaf for Dolt .45’s amusement), it was speculated…

I am enamored by the idea that, just maybe, Jared is the black sheep in the Kushner family for marrying someone so far below his station, and from such a trashy family. I’d also love to have a reality TV crew at their house for the next Thanksgiving dinner now that this cat is out of the bag.

And herein is the actual lede! The point isn’t what Elizabeth Warren’s heritage is, but rather that a large pack of race baiting shitgoblins and their screeching tangerine leader continue to strip away the agency and humanity of their political opponents by loudly dictating their target’s “heritage” to any dipshit…

Not fat enough. We should also exterminate those who produce or consume videogames that contain drug use, like the GTA series, as well as producers and viewers of movies and TV shows that contain drug use. Also, pot, because it’s illegal and that’s what we’re doing here, right? Criminalizing and killing people we…

Despite the dumpster fires raging on at many levels of our Federal government, I do hope to see a complete investigative workup of how in the hell this shit remained under the radar from the FDA and DHHS in a post-Sunshine Act marketplace?? There are a lot of controls built in, and at least during some points since…

Damn straight! WWGOPJD?

The Trumpman Show?

No Puppet, No Puppet: The End of the American Empire.

I’m particularly fond of the name Equalitinis.

I’ll eat my hat if 1). They don’t already sleep in twin beds separated by a nightstand with 2 lamps and a stack of old Readers’ Digests and 2). if they do have sex and somehow don’t use a “modesty curtain” between the two of them (think of it like a cotton-poly blend gloryhole).