My favorites are the ones who get a tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 (they exist), in direct violation of Leviticus 19:28. Their defense is that some parts of the KJV bible are literal, and others are interpretable.

Now all I can imagine is a secret underground lab where Wayne LaPierre and a group of RTL leadership are working on an implantable gun for fetuses to stand their wombs.

The answer has always been (and always will be) The Oligarchs™️.

He’s a veritable cornucopia of mocksble traits. Like shooting a sturgeon in a barrel.

I’d wager half of those respondents were Russian troll farmers on the clock, and the other half are the belligerent fanboys who believe politics is team sports. The Soviets (and Americans) more or less wrote the playbooks on modern proxy warfare, covert geopolitical fuckery, and leveraging propaganda for fun and…

I’ll see your 5-D Chess and raise you a tinfoil hat. My first assessment was thus:

Meanwhile, at r/kotaku_in_action...

That sounds all too plausible; I shuddered when I read it.

It’s a good start, but there needs to be a version couched in racist rhetoric to gain traction in the seedier parts of Trumpland. Here’s the Breitbart version:

If we were actually living in a Barron Trump as Keyser Soze scenario, and he brought his old man down, I’d be the first one to show up with a hammer and chisel to carve his face into Mt. Rushmore.

I’m sure Baby Shithead Jr. and Recessive Genes were super stoked over their old man’s decision on Elephant trophies today.

^This. His lurching behind her from room to room, demanding validation, was eerily reminiscent of that debate where Dolt .45 stalked HRC all over the stage, like a tiger shark when the tide is going out

Something, something “Danger Zone”.

I just recently stumbled upon the story about McGowan’s ugly exchange with a trans woman at a book reading; holy shit was her attitude caustic. Even in this day and age of astroturfing and ratfucking, her response was unwarranted. Even if the trans woman had been insincere (and it doesn’t sound like she was),…

Phyllis Schlafly, Laura Ingraham, those awful “Chicks in the Right” pundits, Laura Loomer, Pamella Geller, Peggy Noonan, Marge Schott (who famously had some batshit public opinions on Hitler), Lana Lokteff, the list goes on...

Alt-Right shitpeasants are, of course, heavily conflicted over which thread to follow.

With apologies to mutated, toothless pigs that have had snout amputations and did nothing to deserve such an unfair comparison.

TBF, if I had access to Green Tea Kit-Kats, I’d have no money left to buy drugs. So win-win?

I’ve heard that one is erupting in popularity!