As a lay person reading an article in a random food blog, I feel like these are okay words to use for me.

I always cut the covfefe of the ends of my cheese. I turned out fine!

This is really a “How I Parent” with zero sugarcoating. Raising kids and working it’s crazy. Best of luck to anyone that does it!

If Netflix was smart they’d allow us to range freely across the library, perhaps with a “Show Me Something New” category that has nothing to do with what the algorithm thinks we like.

It just feels fun in your mouth!

I’m always secretly excited when my sandwich comes out just busting at the seams with shredded iceberg. Tacos too.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Your 20s are behind you and now you’ve got a spouse, kids and maybe even a home to show for it.

You mention it in the article...just have the person with the points buy a ticket for someone else instead of transferring them. That person won’t get your status perks if you are buying them a ticket for themselves but it’s completely free. Did this for my brother to fly him out here this summer.

Wipe warmers? Jesus Christ, are you having a baby or the Queen of England?

I swear by Magic Erasers though these day I just buy their generic equivalents. You need a nice gently scrubbing powder like Barkeeper’s Friend.

I swear by Magic Erasers though these day I just buy their generic equivalents. You need a nice gently scrubbing…

I’m trying to think of a way to say this without sounding jerky, but here goes: Why is it a waste of time to treat someone else as a human being, rather than a means to an end? People enjoy feeling useful, not used.

These types of services are great... for a certain subset of people. How many of us have more physical jobs where we actually need to be somewhere? I work production and testing for food - I don’t have the ability to work from home.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING TRAVISTECH22, THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN AVOID THE FAKE NEWS MISQUOTING MY FANTASTIC WORDS

people said i jested when i said Idiocracry was real.

A SALIENT POINT