“I don’t” never means “no one does”, regardless of topic.

Most other Lifehacker writers would have titled this “Work at Bars Instead of Coffee Shops.” I think this is much better.

Coke Zero > Diet Coke. I even prefer the taste to Normal Coke, I know that’s not a popular preference.

Now they tell me

I encourage you to challenge your own view by listening to any of Paul’s isolated bass tracks (available on YouTube; Hey, Bulldog and Something are two straight masterpieces I’d recommend to start). If you’re interested in their singing ability, you can also hear their isolated harmonies (the b-side of Abbey Road has…

It’s like watching Darth Vader remove his mask.

Reminds me of the old Robin Williams gag:

Every single Gizmodo, Jezebel and Splinter writer could stand to read this one.

I think you could simmer down a bit on this one. Unfortunately, as parents, we’re the ones that need to ensure our kids are being responsible in school, behaving correctly, getting things done, etc. Some kids are great and do great in school, so when they get home and you greet them with ‘hey, it’s great to see you’…

And how does one do it for the wife?

I think you’re overthinking it. If your kids are having issues getting up, the number one solution in my book is an earlier bedtime. Setting out clothes the night before helps. But I don’t agree about breakfast. We take some time to have breakfast together in the morning, even if it is simple, it’s important family…

For a while this last year I was again drinking good coffee for a while (I know, I’m stupid).

Organizing middle eastern food by country really doesn’t make sense. It is better to do it by ethnic identity.

Nostalgia Chick did a really great video several years ago that analyzed Disney films from an LGBTQ perspective, and her assessment was that the accent was actually part and parcel of turning the main villain into a fop. She found that this was likely accidental, but nevertheless Disney seemed to be relying on an…

Thank God this is finally being brought to light! I, for one, am sick to death of the poor British being maligned and abused by these cartoon-making bigots. Find one time in history where a Brit actually abused someone of a different race, religion or culture! Just one! I’m waiting....

You’re missing out, then. Bibimbap is quite possibly the most hearty, satisfying meal known to man. And as Mad Dog Brut pointed out, bulgogi is fantastic (my favorite versions of bibimbap are heavy on the bulgogi).

No one can hit that high note?

Meanwhile, in Worchester, Mass.:

My favorite thing about sober kid conversations is that they’re exactly the same as drunk adult conversations.