Aaron_K
Aaron_K
Aaron_K

Prettier than her father? Yes, but she’s not pretty. I mean, I understand that somehow she’s objectively “not ugly”, but she just seems to be able to radiate her inner hideousness. She reminds me of a particularly unpleasant mannequin or maybe an evil robot. As a heterosexual man, I can assure you that every other

I’d rather see her in White Bear, but I’m a bit cruel tonight.

It is amazing how much better they are. Not just in the snow, but on ice too. The amount of traction good winter tires can find when there’s just none to be had is unbelievable if you’ve never experienced it.

“Double wages for working at McDonalds and you accomplish very little other than raising inflation and increasing the costs for consumer goods”

No matter how often I dust/vacuum, there is always dust in the corners of my pre-war NYC apartment. I marvel when I visit more modern apartments/houses and they don’t have dust in the corners! Is there a secret to less dusty older apartments?

Fried things? Ick.

I don’t think it’s so much babies crying about losing an election, I think it’s rational human beings expressing extreme concern at the fact that our president is a peerless oaf who has been wrecking our country’s standing internationally and opening the door for truly horrible people to feel emboldened.

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Good thing we have a Oompa Loompa in Chief who set’s a good example.

Agreed. “Last Christmas” actually isn’t that bad. When it comes to inevitable Christmas songs, “All I want for Christmas is you” is the one that makes me want to slit my wrists...

No, you’re wrong.

I love branding.

or is this a bit overkill?

Put some hair around it?!!? Around what?!?

A fruity red, some bitters, these, and an orange peel might make a nifty Black Friday sangria.

Bingo. One completely unsubstantiated allegation, and one picture clearly meant as a (tasteless) joke where you can’t even be sure there was any sort of contact. Franken responds immediately with an apology, which of course isn’t accepted in these circles because no apology is ever good enough. Now they’re jumping all

So the big topic of a Republican Senatorial candidate embroiled in a sex scandal will end with a Democratic Senator being forced to resign. Like clockwork.

I run a large tent for all types of barbecue. Bring me your white sauce smoked chicken, North Alabamians, I shall try it.