I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

Everyone: Cancer sucks! We need to find a way to prevent it.

First of all, gluten is delicious and ordinarily glutenous things made without gluten are generally awful. Brioche cinnamon rolls and chewy pizza dough are fantastic things that just don’t work without gluten.

Instant coffee dissolves in cold water. A decent instant makes tasty cold coffee drinks.

aka the right way to do it!

See I like to cook the pizza and THEN top it with prosciutto.

You missed the one very key point. Capicolla is pronounced “gabagool” for those that like to fancy themselves latter day members of the Sopranos

Here’s one more.

Praise be motherfuckers.

What is truly amazing is that Christie still has a 17% approval rating. It’s a good way to think about Trump’s roughly 37% approval rating; there are people who so greatly identify with the outside figure who is not the “usual politician” that they will cling to these figures with such great force that even the most…

Having zero friends makes you a lil salty. Go fuck yourself.

Your ignorance about the subject becomes evident when you suggest that parents “volunteer or take classes or something.” Have some kids and get back to us. Until then, STFU about something you know literally nothing about.

I wasn’t saying that I throw birthdays at Chuck E. Cheese, I was saying that when you comfortably give the news of unfavorable decisions, but work with alternatives, you display a skill to be the one to make the tough decisions - even if other people don’t like it. From experience in balancing a department, where an…

So running a daycare or beig a nanny is a “profession” that “counts” as work, but raising your own kids is just a way to fritter away your time?

Once a kid learns “Why?” sometimes “Because I said so” is the only option that doesn’t send you spiraling into a 90-minute philosophical discussion. Otherwise you started by asking them to be quiet, and ended by explaining the physics behind decibel measurement.

The rocks make the sheets dirty and mommy/daddy have to spend extra time cleaning. Plus, mommy/daddy would be very sad if you got hurt by rolling over a rock in your sleep.