I need this on quick access... like on one of those recorded keychains from the 80s.

lucky you have been, indeed. 2-3 times a night barely registers as a blip in regression terms. The OP’s “up every 45 minutes” is much more like it! You have had it easy, sleepwise!

go to SLEEP NOW. you’re feeling TIRED and your eyes are heavy.

sounds like supertasting is less “super” and more “over-tasting”... in that it’s less a superpower and more something that is preventing people from enjoying things that people generally find fun... like beer, mangoes, cheese, etc. I feel like life would be just a little bit suckier if mangoes somehow didn’t exist, or…

nope, you’re wrong. i love that entenmans fake cheez. ESPECIALLY with their raspberry goo.

This one was awesome! As was the psychadelic one about kids and a cat getting honey from a beehive!

“spices need to be dry roasted to release all of their beautiful flavors. Some spices—like cardamom...”

probably because it goes on so thin, you don’t realize how hot it is in bulk form.

nice leading photo. thanks for getting that gawdawful full house song stuck in my head....

water? you mean like in the toilet?

Bittman. Kenji. Test Kitchen.

didn’t you even read the article? lol

tiki lamp oil and mineral oil also work, if at hand.

in a nutshell, yes

what about squirtin sea buddies? those things are intended to be used to hold and squirt water... should I aspirate bleach solution up and soak them?

TJs is basically upscale Aldi.

yeah, when i add “OK?” at the end of instructions like this, I am really asking “do you understand?” not “if it pleaseth you.”

fucking mason jars....

...who cares?