this uproar is ridiculous. the bowl will only cause a very small point in the center of it to heat up... and if you fill it with food, the walls of the bowl will be blocking the sunlight, ergo no heating. there is practically no danger here, unless you coat the inside of the bowl with a bit of flammable liquid...…

quiet time is also Miss Lippy time.

sorry to be pedantic, but i can’t help myself after listening to a SYSK about stonehenge/henges. A henge is the circle itself, be it earth, wood, or stone. I’m not sure what to call this event other than solar alignment with the grid, but that it’s a square grid puts it at geomtric odds with a henge, which is by…

what is this nonsense? we have like 5 egg cups.

lol i have definitely used the impact of my daughters behavior on ME before... usually involving the need to clean etc

i don’t smoke anymore, partly because i, like, care about my kids... but man sometimes i wish i had a cigarette

“ but there are zero things expected of them that aren’t also expected of working parents.”

the term “emotional correctness” makes me wince a little bit, but I see it as related to steel manning an opponent’s argument (see http://lifehacker.com/utilize-the-steel-man-tactic-to-argue-more-effectivel-1632402742 for example). it’s about being generous in your interpretation of an opponent’s argument instead of…

now i am sad.

work saves us from 3 great evils!

Hmm. Or you could just not talk to anyone ever.

the thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in.

you seem to have found some sort of magical substance that apple cider vinegar has not been able to help with. Hmm. upon closer inspection you are using Heinz. I think I found the problem. You need to use the Bragg’s.

not to mention protect the environment.

i dont mind the dashes - i think they are being used well.

this sentence has been brought to you by Carl’s jr.

something is very wrong with your cat, sir.

I swear i also once read something about the foam causing the pump to burn out - that it’s a liquid cooled pump, and if you ran foam through it long enough it would overheat. either way, not a good idea - the most immediate damage is to your kitchen which has dirty foam exploded all over it now.