To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Not every Trump voter is a racist, a xenophobe, a homophobe, a bigot, or a Toby Keith fan. But every Trump voter decided to cast a ballot for one. So fuck them all.

This movie looks bad.

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

Don’t fucking read them then, Jesus Tit Fucking Christ. What’s wrong with you people that make the decision to read, then bitch and moan about it. It’s literally your own doing, knock it the fuck off, you special little snowflake. And yes I can give a flying fuck or monkeys ass if you find this offensive, I find…

I was waiting for the inevitable false equivalence. Thanks.

This one time, Jimmy Fallon was on TV.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

But he’s brought so much money* to Houston! He’s a paragon* of the community!

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

Well...he’d still be curry if he got traded to the Cavs. So there’s that.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

So this is what I take from your comment and please, correct me if I’m wrong:

Was that Supergirl in the hijab?

Here’s an excerpt from the script:

Yup. These are my viewer.

this one is the creepiest

It was way down the list too far to make it, but fucking damn, this story by dthedestroyer13 almost made me shit myself. And I tend to lie on the skeptic side of all this.