You know, maybe it is just the audio aspect of it. I kind of agree. But I prefer a male voice, with more bass, with xenophobic opinions, who occasionally costs taxpayers millions of dollars in public funding for a failed video game, and doesn’t totally believe in evolution.

You mean the worst? Hillary is terrible at her job, and David has a face for radio or a telegraph.

A real Jem of a comment, that is.

man, pretty fucking great few weeks to be a Boston sports fan. Bruins miss the playoffs, Celts bumped, Sox suck, Pats deflated, and the Boston Sports Guy gets his nuts cut off. love it.

Also, you can even argue that Mariota's loss to Ohio State can be explained away by the simple fact that Ohio State was a goddamned juggernaut of a team that somehow cheat-coded its way into having a third-string quarterback that played out of his fucking gourd when the moment called for it. Also, Ezekiel Elliot was…

That's good parenting right there.

I love the DP show. I hate the ever living shit out of Fritzy, but that show is great.

You know when you really like an actor or artist and a story about them being a dick comes out which you just ignore because you want to still go on liking them? This is like that but opposite.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/evang…

Of course not. No one likes hockey.

We get it, you mean "white players."

Oh, man. This was just one use of "sheeple" away from perfection.

Deadspin: come for the 'bad' jokes, stay for the accurate AIDS information.

I'm derailing. I'm sorry. Seriously.

Well I didn't believe that you were really a Steelers fan until you started talking about quitting on your team because they aren't performing up to expectations.

It was glorious, which is going to make the rest of the season even harder to sit through.

Burke- you must update this article now! The Browns win! The Browns WIN. The BROWNS...win!

If you traded Matt Ryan for Bradshaw & Mendenhall, then the Richardson trade clearly wasn't the one that ruined your fantasy team.

tl;dr money.