I know the girls are ND are ugly, but calling them mattresses is OVER THE LINE

+2 and infinity squared to get back to a plus 1

It's always a great idea to make definitive statements about things when you have absolutely nothing to back it up. Who are you, 16 year old me talking about sex?

TL: dr version, IAC is an asshole and he believes in other assholes. LAX BRO CRUSH!!

Kim Kardhashian wishes she could have gone as long without a period as this comment did

Up to that Catholic thing, I just thought this was a plan by the Repubs to eliminate voting rights for more groups

No, they can think this is fucking stupid all on their own

Oh shit son, it's a martini blast?! This burner account just brought the thunder on ya'll

"Read the fucking post, you fucking nitwit."

Just because one is wrong doesn't mean the other is right.

When I know 1/100th of 1% of a group of people, I know I only listen to them as well. I mean, if 10 people from a similar background I happen to know believe something, that represents the entire group, right? Also, are REAL DEAL NATIVE AMERICANS like Evander "Real Deal" Hollyfield? I have never heard of that…

The worst thing is, Sam didn't think the sunset was going to come, so he left the beach early before it ended

Since you actually believe that white people use that word affectionately, you obviously need some logic

That makes me sad

You can say that again...oops, I guess you already did

You mean they guy who is getting paid 5-10X what the server is per hour? That's why you don't tip the cook, they actually are reimbursed for their efforts directly from the restaurant. You don't want to tip, get ready to start paying 2-3x more for a meal so servers can be properly compensated. Thanks though, I always…

What else does your mom say about you?

True, and it will be even funnier when he's at another new school in 2 years

You must have loved Book of Mormon - The Musical....or anything with a sense of humor

The only thing lazier than your post is a River Phoenix joke?