And respect the speed limit.

Indeed anyone going faster shouldn’t be because that’s wrong. Holy words. You should listen to your Mom.

...and turn it into a car bomb. It’s the thing those Corollas are most sought for!

I got my driving license a long time ago and I had 8 cars so far (all bought new) and I NEVER traveled with a holed spare tire in my trunk. The only bad thing that happened to me was to find one morning my previous car with a flat, and not being able to find the effin’ wrench because I had forgotten it in a curb one…

This was good. Really.

Oh, Patrick! ...I’m SO glad that you asked! ...I couldn’t live without my Beemer... it’s so fantastic, so incredibly addictive that I just orgasm every time I sit inside her. It’s the true love of my life, and I’d just die without her!

Rusted car bottom? Not in my family! I’ve learned from my Dad to get it washed with hot, pressurized water at least once per month when it snows and there’s salt on the roads. You too lazy to do that? Moreover, we didn’t get our cars rusted not even in the 70s when it was quite normal, because the first thing my Dad…

Fine!

And of course and like any self-respecting Lamborghini driver, they too have tried to park in the parking lot for disabled:

He says “under 40f” not “under MINUS 40f” you idiot, and 40°F is 4°C. Minus 40°F can only be found in Alaska, in Yukon or below the Polar Circle, and it doesn’t seem to me that he lives there. I may be over my head but still I’m better than you, since your head is deep in your ass!

Sorry, no sticker here:

Your post is not “cheeky”... it just effin’ sucks. And you say I am the troll?

I love you like a brother, but this of yours is the stupidest question ever.

Now I understand why gamers often are asocial fanatics... reading and minding all that’s mentioned in this article, won’t let them have enough time for a normal life.

Signed: Roderick the ant.

Because another idiot was sure that you must NEVER turn off a diesel engine... and since he was so, he forgot the handbrake as well.

This is Europe. I cannot believe that USA is different. Please turn it off.

It’s a wrong behavior nevertheless, and is wrong also in the USA (and confirmed by another American reader here) because you have anti-pollution laws as well. Eventually, it’s wrong also from a behavioral point of view because he effin’ doesn’t care for his neighbors.. just imagine if at the same truck stop he’s…

Thank you, oh thank you, for being the first sane of mind so far!