Go away and love him. It is clear that you two are meant to be together.

When I hear that he NEVER turns off his diesel, I stop watching because I do not feel well, when together with such an idiot.

There is this too:

Please read this of mine.

Please read this of mine.

Please read this of mine.

Please read this of mine.

Please read this of mine.

Thanks! ...but I gotta admit too that you suck more than my opinion.

“I could obviously park it at the end of the parking lot, but I always think that makes the owner look like a douche.”

To all those who say “nice price”: by chance, do you know the price of two spare Mercedes catalytic converters, plus the total makeover that’s obviously needed...

Noo... dumbos are those making Jokes about Jesus. It’s my opinion and like Dirty Harry Callahan loved to say, I’m fully entitled to have one!

Jason, indeed you’re the best at making funny comments about Jesus and I’m sure that he doesn’t care, because he said “Blessed are the poor in spirit (a.k.a. the dumbos), for theirs is the kingdom of heaven” (Matthew 5:3). Then most probably we’ll see you there, since our entrance is free...

The clip is incredibly clear (quite unusual indeed, for a CCTV), therefore I’m able to help the local Police with the names of the involved people. Outside the shop and starting from left, we see Jamal, Tyrone, DeQuarious, Jalen, Demetrius, Terrance, Maliq, DeShawn and Lil Wayne. On the truck were Jartavious and his…

Well, arrivederci!

FIRST SECTION: Yes. And as I’ve said, I have one at my canteen. But. For. God’s. Sake: If someone is getting a Coke and you want one, YOU HAVE TO WAIT. Because YOU WANT A COKE, not an effin’ club soda or a Pepsi. and there’s only one Coca Cola spigot. SO, MULTIPLE PEOPLE MY ASS.

Indeed... are you an Italian too?

I’ve traveled all over the globe for 20 years and I’ve seen a lotta Airports and canteens, but I’ve never and I say NEVER seen a vending machine that “could formerly be used by multiple people at once”. Please make some examples. And don’t show me a machine with multiple spigots, each one delivering a different drink…

This one. He has more. OMG.