Who gives a damn about Qatar? For all I care, they can drown and disappear today in the Arabic Gulf!

I am a Chevy fan, and the black license plate appliqué just made me orgasm...

That is tragic! She must have been very enraged, though.

Sorry, but I still prefer to bump my fist in the middle: it’s more cathartic.

Who fuc*ing cares of the fuc*ing squids, you fuc*er?

I think it’s from the factory. That artifact looks too well made to be just a prank. I’m a factory engineer and to me it seems more a dummy made by Sony as a sample of the Playstation’s dimensions, to be given to the makers of the packing. Some idiot thought it was funny to put it into a box in place of the real thing.

I hate so much the small horn buttons!!! I had seven cars with the big horn button in the middle before this one, and I still remember when it was new and I first uselessly bumped my fist on the airbag, to warn a cutting taxi driver! And after six years, I’m still in training to be able to use my left thumb as well...

Where’s the enormous boner??

Sorry dude, but your fantasy is quite strange indeed... the big value of a vintage mounting kit, is when it’s found in the original, unopened box! Indeed , in MY fantasy world I’d like so much to be the one to take its cherry... like those lucky riches who buy an incredibly rare bottle of original Napoleon cognac for…

Indeed the one in my picture looks brand new, in mint conditions... wonder if it’s an original one, or a replicate... the web site where I found it was not saying anything about that. It just says that the legend tells how a trained military team was able to assemble it in three minutes... same as it was done by this…

I would have liked to find this Jeep mounting kit, under my Christmas tree...

Because Roma’s only and unique profession is thievery. You do not find a Roma barber, a Roma pizzaiolo or a barista. They are all beggars, thieves, drug dealers or pimps, no one excluded. Otherwise, how could they live? They have no address, no social security number and pay no taxes. Just get real, please. And that…

Because your husband usually goes out in his underpants? I understand why you could be worried. Sure telling him to put on some slacks is a wise suggestion.

Copying. You cannot cut a blessed shit, from a web page.

...ifthekidsdowhat?

10°C here in the north, with fog in the morning and sunshine all day long. 87 days without a drop of water so far. Grass is growing and flowers are blooming. Strangest Christmas time ever... Tomorrow and till Thursday we’ll have a traffic block from 10AM to 4PM. Not that it will do that much, though.

Indeed the Ferrari 456 was something classier.... and I know that she agrees with me.

Meh...

Why it’s blue white and awesome: because John Surtees and the Farari 158 won the 1964 Formula I World Championship, bearing the colors of the NART (North American Racing Team).

I drive with my RayBans on ever since I was 18. And no Policeman ever asked about them. And I seldom have some troubles with reading the two lines at bottom (quite normal, at my age), even if I can still read plates and signs very well! Indeed I recently had my (full points) driving license renewed till June 2021,…