Normal sounds can sound unnatural in the woods. (long)

This happened to me a few years ago, and I still get chills every time I think about it.

The irony of showing a clip talking about the communist takeover of America while changing your advertising to appease the commies. 

Stunning and brave.

Fuck the CCP

Dipshit loses extremely volatile revenue stream because he acted like a dipshit. How are you shocked?

Clearly this moron never learned the single most important rule of firearms - treat every gun as if it is loaded until you personally double / triple check.

Jeff Cooper’s Four Rules:

Oh FFS man... 

I know for a fact that you are wrong.

I use those too. First, I use them to make some chicken salad, then coat the keyboard in a 2" thick layer. Wait one week, then peel the dried mass off the keyboard. Works like a charm. Delicious too! The aging process is what really sets it off.

I use those too. First, I use them to make some chicken salad, then coat the keyboard in a 2" thick layer. Wait one…

Makes sense. Whatever crumbs you pick up out of the keyboard are just extra flavor.

Makes sense. Whatever crumbs you pick up out of the keyboard are just extra flavor.

Raw chicken breast work perfectly fine and I have tons laying around.

Raw chicken breast work perfectly fine and I have tons laying around.

Uh huh, until it force-chokes you to death one day when you least expect it...

The Child, for the most part, was portrayed by a very real, very expensive puppet, so no uncanny valley 3D nonsense there... also, it had hair and it was pretty noticeable. maybe you were watching it on an iWatch?

I dunno, looks pretty darn cute and nice and friendly to me.

Sorry Luke you're wrong bud. The kid is adorable. 

The greatest picture ever taken of me was taken at a Rainforest Cafe in Houston in 2010.

This is prose-cursing on the level of Veep. Made me chuckle.