Wow. So, I wish I didn't speak English. His voice is lovely, the music is catchy as hell, but his lyrics are always dreadful. Making love like gorillas? That's neither romantic nor sexy. I prefer not have bugs picked off of me while doin' it, thanks.

And that, Madge, is why I only go to Alamo Drafthouse. Good food! Comfy seats! The ability to kick out talking/tweeting/texting patrons, who would ruin the movie for you at other theaters! Strict cinematic etiquette is a beautiful thing.

That would be fabulous! I'm also heavily shipping her and Winston, which seems at least possible. He has been rather angsty about his love life, lately...

Despite one pretty blonde playing another, I feel like this was completely, ridiculously miscast. Nicole Kidman has proven that she has trouble playing other people. Anyone remember the tragedy that was Bewitched? The script was horrid, of course, but it was also downright painful watching Kidman try to turn into…

What the FUCK?

This is the second time I've read about Aquaman seducing dolphins today! I'm never going to be able to unsee that. If they don't include an angry dolphin ex-girlfriend in the Justice League movie, I'm going to be so disappointed.

Cary Grant. This isn't even a fair question, because:

I totally see the Islamaphobic nature of the initial tweets, but the Zimmerman one seems to be pointing out the racist nature of many Zimmerman supporters, which is a valid point. If Trayvon Martin had been white, would there be so many people avowing Zimmerman's innocence? It's certainly a topic that's up for debate…

No, Michael Pollan, I'm not letting corporations cook for me, but my super-talented-in-the-kitchen fiance instead. Gender equality + domestic work!

In my mind this is all some elaborate Lizzie Bennet Diaries tie-in. Nick Jonas' prideful girl crush will procure the tape at the last moment, saving Joe...and securing Nick's love in the process. All will live happily ever after, though Joe will be more mature, because of the near-calamity.

At first glance, that Star cover in the title image looked like it said Khloe was "Eating Calamari!" For a second, I was legitimately interested in Khloe Kardashian. Why was this news? Was she eating calamari with a bear? Did she save another diner from calamari-induced choking? WHAT WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE FRIED…

So...neither Twilight nor Fifty Shades is technically in the romance genre. Twilight is YA, which is very different from adult romance, and Fifty Shades is shelved as erotica. Sarah MacLean and the other authors cited write actual modern adult romances. The differences between their books and those named above are so…

Engagement rings, no matter their size, tend to rub me the wrong way. It would be one thing if it were traditional for both sexes to wear them, but it feels all to much like a claim the way we do it now. I just read a blog that said it perfectly, actually: "He is expected to put a ring on my finger in the same way we…

Stanley Tucci has a cookbook? Stanley Tucci has a cookbook!

Whitney Cummings is supposed to be a writer - a writer for God's sake! - and she still uses the incorrect form of "your?" I'm just going to be over here clutching my pearls, if anyone needs me.

Yes! This.

Damn it, Katie! Now I have to immediately leave my house and buy Greek yogurt, because I somehow don't have any in my fridge. If I had a convenient neighborhood yogurt creation shop, this would be easier.

Agreed - I'm just concerned about it spoiling, after sitting in the Texas heat in a postal truck. That's probably what I'll end up doing, however.

Ours, for some reason, doesn't stock the complete perfume line. Just the Nile and Kelly Caleche, unfortunately. Austin is a bit backward, when it comes to our higher end department stores.

Sadly, our Sephora stopped carrying all Hermes perfumes. That was my go-to before, since I worry about it spoiling in the heat, if I order online. I'm so envious that yours still stocks them!