NOOOOOOOO! But Saks is the only place in North Austin where I can buy Hermès perfumes. I don't want to drive downtown, just so I can smell like a Mediterranean garden. *sob*
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"Tonight, let's do the one where I'm Logan Echolls and I've just beaten up that guy for you in the series finale."
Sadly, things were less crazy in our state under GW. He was a much more moderate governor than he was president. This has Rick Perry's fingerprints all over it.
Is it any wonder her daughter, Cecile Richards, is now the President of Planned Parenthood? The Richards women are the best thing to ever happen to our state's health and education systems.
Jeremy Renner, let's get drunk with a vengeance together. I'm not saying your balls will get wet or anything, but bring your Hawkeye costume and we'll see what happens.
Me too! At a 9.5, the conventional wisdom says I'm two kids away from becoming a problem size. One of my friends is an 11 and she has the hardest time finding shoes. I know kids are great and all, but my love for cute shoes is deep and abiding...
One of the many things I love about my father is that he's the baker of our family. Sure my mom can whip up a cake if she wants, but he's the one who dotes on his bread pans and taught me how to make chocolate chip cookies. Admittedly, he also prefers romantic comedies to action movies and cries at the drop of a hat,…
Oh no! She's onto our evil plot. Well, I guess it's time to confess now. It's true, every year at the Great Meeting of YA Writers, we hold a special seminar: Forcing Unacceptable Curses on Kids. In it, we teach newbie writers the best methods for utterly corrupting the notoriously proper speech of American teenagers.…
I will say, I only started buying clothes from Talbots after they introduced curvy models into their ads. It was easier to see what clothes would look like on my size 12 hourglass shape, when there was a model exactly the same size wearing them. She looked fantastic in that lace pencil skirt, so why wouldn't I? The…
Yes! My thoughts exactly. If the casting were reversed, it would be brilliant. Honestly, I have a hard time picturing JLM as the intense, brilliant Holmes, but...Lucy? She could do it perfectly. I'm hoping they accidentally switched the roles in the press release, but alas. If only we ran Hollywood...
Yes, exactly! It's their shared background that was so intriguing in The Avengers. I'm not sure I'd care overmuch about an origin story of either character, without that history making up a big part of the movie. A SHIELD-heavy movie, especially if it were set post-Avengers, would be perfect for exploring that…
Excellent news!
I'm excited about Avengers 2, but the real question...when will we get a Hawkeye/Black Widow movie? I really, really need some angsty super spy love. Joss Whedon, I know you can deliver...
Oh, damn it. Not only do I have a commute, but they actually studied my city, so I can't pull the "Not me, suckers!" card. Though, to be fair, even in morning traffic on Mopac, it only takes me 30 minutes to get downtown. That's not exactly the harrowing hours-long trip some of my friends in the Bay Area make.…
My first thoughts exactly! That was all I knew about Missoula, until this article.
I have been threatening to change my name since I was a wee little Mary. Not only does it rhyme with horrible things (Hairy, not-a-fruit-but-a-virginity-barrier-Cherry) and have horrible nicknames (Mare? Really? I am not a horse!), but it always felt too old...and not in a quirky, fun way. Unfortunately, I was named…
Lindy, you are my hero. This is the best article I've read in eons. *applauds*
I'm so glad I've maintained my carpet properly! You know, some people told me that bare floors were in. Can you imagine? All that slick, smooth space - the horror! Everybody knows what a man really wants is a thick, luxurious carpet. Why, just think how he'll love the feel of his own Bigelow, after experiencing such…
I love Jennifer Weiner with all my heart. That is all.