my god, he’s almost completely bald on top of his head now. that’s what I took from all of this.

RE: The baseball fence, I always wished that Star Wars would feature more space sports apart from podracing, sabacc, and gladiatorial pit-fights. Spaceball could totally be a thing.

Please have your phone ready to capture the look on his face.

So, maybe more like $50 million?

Yes.

Have you read Dark Disciple?

For whatever reason, I just thought it was guacamole. Am I nuts?

Definitely steak-guy, and most likely soda-guy as well. Because pulling that kind of revenge is just heartlessly cruel. The poor kitchen.

I actually love this style - it basically makes the game aging-proof. I’d play Skyrim again if it looked like this.

What about the Sixth Sense?

Correction: ITS A GOD DAMN SPACETROOPER. HENCE THE HOSE.

Four Words: Star Wars - Force Commander

Oh my lord this is awesome. Eron Gjoni is missing from your list, however.

no seriously i'm glad you're able to laugh at the suffering of others. thats wonderful that you're able to have fun and i bet that no one has ever had to relive a scorching moment of private tragedy because you felt the need to giggle.

glad to know you spend a large portion of your life smiling and laughing about the violation of women's bodies. you sir are obviously a winner.

I am asking you to imagine a scenario where you never make a rape joke again, and then to imagine what you might lose because of that.

No, idiot. Here's an example: murder. Murder exists as a problem in society. Yet we still make jokes about it. Know why? Because murder is pretty unambiguously wrong, from a societal standpoint. Rape is just as unambiguously wrong as murder, however it's perpetrators tend to get away with it. We, as a society, appear…

What on Earth are you going to lose if for some reason your ability to make rape jokes is cancelled? Do you for some reason have a store of really quality rape jokes sitting up there in your brain? If you can't tell them, no one will ever know what a comic genius you are?

Okay, white straight cis male here. I really wish I could think of a nuanced rebuttal to your comment, but the only thing that comes to mind is "go fuck yourself. with a pineapple."

What on Earth are you going to lose if for some reason your ability to make rape jokes is cancelled? Do you for some reason have a store of really quality rape jokes sitting up there in your brain? If you can't tell them, no one will ever know what a comic genius you are?