What about the Sixth Sense?

Correction: ITS A GOD DAMN SPACETROOPER. HENCE THE HOSE.

Four Words: Star Wars - Force Commander

Oh my lord this is awesome. Eron Gjoni is missing from your list, however.

no seriously i'm glad you're able to laugh at the suffering of others. thats wonderful that you're able to have fun and i bet that no one has ever had to relive a scorching moment of private tragedy because you felt the need to giggle.

glad to know you spend a large portion of your life smiling and laughing about the violation of women's bodies. you sir are obviously a winner.

I am asking you to imagine a scenario where you never make a rape joke again, and then to imagine what you might lose because of that.

No, idiot. Here's an example: murder. Murder exists as a problem in society. Yet we still make jokes about it. Know why? Because murder is pretty unambiguously wrong, from a societal standpoint. Rape is just as unambiguously wrong as murder, however it's perpetrators tend to get away with it. We, as a society, appear…

What on Earth are you going to lose if for some reason your ability to make rape jokes is cancelled? Do you for some reason have a store of really quality rape jokes sitting up there in your brain? If you can't tell them, no one will ever know what a comic genius you are?

Okay, white straight cis male here. I really wish I could think of a nuanced rebuttal to your comment, but the only thing that comes to mind is "go fuck yourself. with a pineapple."

What on Earth are you going to lose if for some reason your ability to make rape jokes is cancelled? Do you for some reason have a store of really quality rape jokes sitting up there in your brain? If you can't tell them, no one will ever know what a comic genius you are?

This isn't a goddamn valuable debate. You live in a society. There is a social contract. You don't make jokes about the n-word. You don't make fun of Holocaust victims. If you're on Twitter, you don't joke about killing the president, and you don't make jokes about bomb threats when you're in line at the airport. All…

What on Earth are you going to lose if for some reason your ability to make rape jokes is cancelled? Do you for some reason have a store of really quality rape jokes sitting up there in your brain? If you can't tell them, no one will ever know what a comic genius you are?

So, its ANOTHER game that is basically art + game mechanics and NO STORY. Arg.

Just replace Soviet with "Putin's" and you're all set, really.

The Stick of Truth pre-order appears to be broken for US residents

*Loads LMG*

Whereas Kinja is the pinnacle of the modern commento-blogging apparatus :p

I'm pretty sure that the point of the game is that you can acquire multiple ships.

...I just realized that one could use this stable of characters to potentially recreate THE ENTIRETY of the Avengers in WWE format.