Okay, mild spoilers for the next episode, which is up right now on the Disney XD site.

Groot costume. Today, I am Business Groot.

Groot costume. Today, I am Business Groot

Luke Skywalker would probably have cut his own head off with a lightsaber on accident.

Holy shit, the potential applications for space travel are NUTS.

insert dick joke here. "hey baby, want to know what's *also* stiffer than today's nanotubes?"

Can anyone recommend a case that you can strap to your arm for running purposes?

Lore sez its hypermatter! Hypermatter is also what powers hyperdrives.

NOW ITS THURSDAY

(also, wouldn't it knock me into yesterday?)

THAT IS CONCEPTUALLY HORRIFYING

CORRECT

ITS WEDNESDAY

Dear Harold "Sonny" White and the NASA Eagleworks team,

Or I would have avoided being killed by a goddamn INFANT (which, did they leave out the reason why it turned?), because how can you be killed by something so dumb that it doesn't even have object permanence?

let's add killing off the best character in an unutterably stupid way, in episode ONE, to its list of sins.

Too bad it was complete shit.

WITTY COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET

no seriously i'm glad you're able to laugh at the suffering of others. thats wonderful that you're able to have fun and i bet that no one has ever had to relive a scorching moment of private tragedy because you felt the need to giggle.

glad to know you spend a large portion of your life smiling and laughing about the violation of women's bodies. you sir are obviously a winner.