I just died. Too funny.

But it became a sing-along bar song because its depressing death theme is overshadowed by its upbeat melody and a chorus packed with all-American references and cliches. Everyone sings along to the chorus, much like they do with SC, but the chorus doesn't stand alone: it's part of a depressing song about a deadly…

What about Don McLean's American Pie? I fucking loathe that never-ending motherfucker.