Makes sense. Both Kaufman and the Spurs know what it feels like to unexpectedly get the shit slapped out of you by the King.

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With an offense and defense that were equally terrible, Zimmer was really the best candidate to coach the twin shitties.

I'm not sure why Lance insists on being called Born Ready. Pretty much everyone the history of the NBA looks like they were born ready except Sam Cassell.

"You and me both, fella."
- Vin Baker

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Players then insisted that Bethany Mattek-Sands have her own fucking dressing room from now on, or they were all withdrawing.

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So LeBron is on his period? REAL FUNNY, fucking misogynist.

AMNG: (Flies to Paris.)
(Puts on pink mane.)
(Brushes out long tail.)
(Affixes cutie mark.)
(Walks in to comment section.)

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Another odd factoid involving Tomlin is that he has appeared in 103 Deadspin articles, which corresponds exactly to how many times Omar Epps has tried to read the website, but ended up slamming his laptop shut after looking at the comment section.

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Sorry Drew, but this is bullshit. Have you even tried to find a fax machine in the last three years, much less try to fucking send one?