meh

Be as modest as you want Burke, however, Butt-Fucking Egypt, Ohio, was clearly at the sexual vanguard.

She could kill a man in less than 13 seconds.

"I know I'm crazy and mean for thinking it, but every time I see that fucking tattoo I want it to come alive and bite you and make you die because you will never, ever love me the way that I love you and your magnificent sideburns, you bastard."

+1 This is a good joke.

+1

That'll teach you not to blink while Joey Crawford is telling the scorer's bench about an off the ball foul.

Mexico City Smoke Out

happy accidents tend to happen to the best reporters.

"Daddy to stop cursing," got its own page, I'm guessing.

Buzz Bissinger's new book, "A Horse Named Comeback," starts on a disturbing, but predictable note.

Barry, you're vastly over-simplifying the process. The Redskins don't just "get" jokes. First, they have to be free-agents. Next, you negotiate the contract. Then, you get them.

The crux of the conflict hinges on a moment in the hallway of the Nets complex. Frank and Kidd were headed in opposite directions and were in each other's way. First they both shifted left, then they both moved right and grinned at each other, laughing at the universally awkward moment we've all experienced. Then…

I think the premise is flawed. Go visit Georgia and you'll see that in 150 years, the Yankees haven't rebuilt shit.

Cannibal Gyro is my favorite Greek underground rapper.

You think this is bad, wait until Memorial Day when he starts cruising the morgues at VA hospitals.

Officer: (Writes) Brown covered the tag on his truck and fled on Alligator Alley, police said. (Hands in report.)

"Look, I don't care what the terms are. Settle. Settle NOW."

I don't think we can call him a reliable source. He may be old as fuck, but not even Verne was around for the bronze and the stone bowls.

Really? A rule? Can't we just say that when it comes to VD, staying away from the penis is just common sense?