I'm already 6k+ in CarMax insured work on my 2008 X5. I was just considering trading it in for a new (used) one. Thank god you didn't screw it up for us BMW Asshats.

This is a hillclimb 240z

Let's get the "Z as a Z was meant to be" on the list.
Another example for sale within budget:
This one

We had about 7 feet of snow last year and 400+hp moving wide, rear tires doesn't work well in those conditions. For that, I have a 4Matic E350 and my wife a GLK...it's an Axis garage as my American car loving friends like to say.

Their use of a Faygo can somehow made this story even more Detroit-y than initially expected.

That's funny because I just went to Audi's R8 website and read this: "An exotic SUPERCAR deserves a drivetrain to match. Luckily, the R8 comes equipped with our legendary quattro® all-wheel drive system."

This picture shows 11 out 14 BMW's with turn signals lit up. Since this is a still photo, and turn signals blink, there's a pretty good chance that the ones that are not lit in this picture may have been on as well.

What's the big deal? Just do this in your new Lambor—, I mean, your new 911 Turb—-, I mean, your new Ferr—-

Yes indeed! And 2nd is hopefully close to the knee of ur hot date in the passenger seat! Spent a lot of time in 2nd when I was 17 haha

Thanks for ruining my childhood. Would you like to kick my dog too?

I'm guessing the degree isn't in math?

I'm guessing you are one of those guys that lives in an apartment and owns no tools (aside from your 15 piece wal-mart tool kit)

Believe it or not, there are those of us out there with more skills than you can imagine yourself having.

You forgot the E38 740i had a factory option for a "protection package". Bullet "proof" windows, armor in the doors, and run flat tires. If youtube is to be believed, the glass is strong enough to stop everything short of a high powered riffle. That makes a good getaway car, a great getaway car.

How is it treating you? Is it a bit distant, or is it a nice drive?

Wouldn't be the first time. The FAA has declared me a moving Class B Airspace due to all the jokes flying over.

Mercedes 240d with an automatic... Technically it can go 80, maybe 90 down a steep grade with the wind at your back. It's slow but will get you there faster than wasting three days in the pokey.

This too

I got 99 problems, but carbon buildup aint one.

Because they don't want you to drive 40 miles over the speed limit?