Just remember that every student-athlete is in violation of bylaw 12.5.2.1.

A reminder that every single NCAA student-athlete is in violation of bylaw 12.5.2.1.

Like most of his teammates, Sale can barely hit the intended target.

Is the challenge of these pieces to guess the twitter search filter the author used to harvest the tweets that fit his story? Because fuck, Deadspin readers need some puzzles that are more elite, like Joe Flacco.

Holy smokes, maybe Skip's been right all along and we just didn't see it.

Any chance Adidas is paying Griffin's fines?

Nice stock photo. But really, you couldn't get one of the little pink house? Or is that because there's a racial/greasy element at work here?

They could have cared more, too, it seems like.

If you like this, you'll like Fox Sports' new hire, Clay Travis, on Fox Sports:

The SB Nation beat crew, at http://www.blessyouboys.com is a good group. Active on twitter during games, timely daily coverage, attention to prospects and the farm teams if you want that. I guess they don't break a lot of stories and aren't really reporters, so without the listed folks, they probably wouldn't exist,…

+1 for Roar of the Tigers

She's in the drink

Don't call him Frankly.

No Man Bites Dog remark? I thought you guys were journalists.

Author's unstated assumption is that the AFL is located somewhere other than rock bottom.

+1 forthcoming inter-team strategy meeting

If you fail, just remember that it probably is because you aren't "astute," err, "scrappy," err, white?

M&M cookies are the most underrated cookies of all time.

Re: Frumpy attire