“Closet Cougar” is a new show airing on the Pac 12 Network during the football offseason.

Be sure to invoice Deadspin for your work.

What was the trash talk from Akron that provoked this? Seems like a key part of the story.

This is a good article about the United States of America and its Constitution.

The court has agreed to resolve the dispute by viewing two minutes of video replay evidence and rendering a final decision immediately thereafter.

“reneged on his stanc” ?

I remember Sports Illustrated for Kids listing potential new mascot names for the Bullets to include Presidents, which is the first time I realized they were Washington, D.C.’s NBA franchise, and not Washington State.

Bull fucking shit. No way that girl reads multiple newspapers.

When you have that many assets, you get to “liquidiz[e]” them. Liquidating is for the poors.

*R-words

Finally, time to green-light the overdue CMT Crossroads production starring John Thompson I, II, and III alongside Hank Williams I, II, and III.

Thomas Dimitroff

Pretty sure it was because, during a preseason tournament in Dallas, he helped Craig James kill five hookers at SMU.

Nice comment, Einstein.

Stafford’s first-100-game numbers probably need some context though, right?

Not the first time he pushed his balls forward after being told “no”?

“It looked like a beauty of a black”

You should rename this column “Breaking Bag”

“The Doe”

Better than being a debit to the community, I guess.