Thanks. I haven't looked into the matrix recently, and my perception was off.

Who's face is on the umpire's head?

Greensboro, N.C.: Where The Wild Things Are

Also Chris Folwer was tweeting about Clark Kellogg's statement that he wanted to spray all over the place during the NCAA tournament championship game.

Due to prior experiences, the Russian media pool is forced to refer to certain of Putin's output as "his well-known salty humour."

Query whether Drew wears cargo shorts at all times in public, or just when he knows he'll be on camera.

Unlike this one, who isn't even cooler than Yu will ever be.

Neither are misplaced apostrophes. Act your age.

Is "charming" the new "articulate"?

The Kid Who Only Hit Homers?

Wait a second. Calgary's in Canada?

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Because, going to school in Mississippi, he knows something about playing with his cousins? Is that where you were headed with that?

The simultaneous recording of Grey's Anatomy (not the book) and Glee precluded the watching of basketball in parts of this region.

Not Super.

If only Nebraska made the tournament...

Not sure why this is surprising everyone here and @AwfulAnnouncing. It's worked like this pretty much since they introduced the service.

Byron Scott's Body Language: "White boys gonna white."

Not enough fire.