Geez Louise, settle the fuck down. It was a fuckin’ joke. Calm your tits.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Hey bud, from all of us here at the Deadspin comment section, go fuck yourself.

Daily dose of pedantry: ball bearings, not marbles.

Jose Calderowned

Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!

If Bochy forgets to lure out the Royals' Clan Castle before sending the Giants out there, they're going to have a tough time tonight. Better bring some Hog Riders and lightning spells, too, to knock out the Air Defense before they kill the Healers.

If he doesn't, the Royals will probably GoWiPe the floor with them…

Zero practicality of a car made of Lego, but no offense intended, what's the practicality of an RC model of the Starship Enterprise?

I'm sorry, I thought the whole idea of a life-sized car made of Lego that drives 20mph was pretty fucking cool. It seems to me like it was time well spent. Obviously their hobby is Lego.

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Am I the only one who actually kind of wants the monogrammed steak brand now that I know its a thing?

Everybody can code. Not everybody can write code that works, maintainable and scalable. Healthcare.org is a very very good example.

you typed neck buti think you meant chest

And that's how Mike Glennon was made.

I was going to take this toilet's virginity with a fury and savagery that was an abomination to its delicate craftsmanship and quality.

But this is the most embarassing poo story I've ever read: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.htm…

Too bad this tank wasn't behind a tiny bush, then he could have done it invisibly.