I want to believe you put as much thought into that joke as it seems like you did.

They had everything backed up, but losing that much hardware still has to hurt.

How did Fox even get this role in the first place?

That's what the Man wants you to think.

*game crashes*

how about using some of that computational horsepower to make my friends list not take 5 minutes to load every time.

Amazing. It blows my mind that Sony's VR device appears to acknowledge that human beings have ears.

lmao. Every Kotaku writer has some random thing they are obsessed with to the point of absurdity. With Patricia It's Pokemon and crappy buzzfeed lists. I'd thought twins and harps were Kirk's thing, but apparently they've infected András now too.

I am really digging that music.

I was going to make a comment along the lines of, "kotaku's article names are starting to sound like dumb buzzfeed lists." But then the post was about a buzzfeed list.

Lmao. You should cup-o-noodle everything in the picture. The shirts, the faces, the poster... Everything!

A frame?! I feel so lied to.

Why the hell did noone tell me they finally got around to making another episode?!

I made a masterpiece of a snowman yesterday that I was quite proud of. Without the slightest hint of remorse, my roommate tackled the poor creature into oblivion on his way to work. I cursed his name and told him he would regret his casual slaughter of my innocent creation.

I've never understood why there is so much hate for these movies. The second one was pretty bad, but I enjoyed the other two.

I watched this with my xbox on in the background and the first time it says xbox bing mine jumps straight to it.

Holy crap. I've been trying to figure out the name of that game for years. I played it when I was a kid, then thought about it one day, but couldn't remember much about it.

Some of these statements are so inaccurate I'd almost believe a marketing department wrote them.

He writes for Kotaku; I'm sure he's used to it.