Yeah, same. Story popped up in my news feed and I’m like, “well crap.”

Alright, the 16 Overwatch ads loaded. Now to sit patiently and wait for content.

I’ll never get tired of “press sneak fucks” being a thing.

“We’ve passed minus 40...”

Does “high googling” mean you were using Google stoned, or that you were at the pinnacle of society’s ability to use Google?

Are comments here being deleted or something? I find it hard to believe this post has only received one comment in an entire day.

Fourteen pop-ups, then three mid-post ads. Welcome whatever you said your name was: I didn’t notice between “gawker’s” sad attempt at continuing its revenue stream.

And... Account banned.

Her-mean*

Ah ha! So this is where you’ve been hiding since io9 died.

Somebody’s gotta do it, apparently.

Oh yeah, it’s true. They even say that sometimes, late at night, you can just barely hear him off in the distance, moaning “My characters aren’t one-dimensional!”

Nah, his corpse occasionally reanimates and combs through his manuscripts looking for that one last dollar to scrape out of them.

Widow, Sherri Crichton*

It raining

Despite what early reports claim, the phone users your gyro as part of calculating distance.

Ingress has nodes all over cemeteries. It’s no surprise Go does too.

No magic behind it!? Then what the heck is it doing on Solid?

What? My phone is connected to my watch, my Coin, and my truck right now.