I want one.

Damn you.

Does that creepy fucking clown have to stare at me on EVERY page?

Mars oil? That's so last year. Clean burning space whale lamp oil is the hot product these days.

Don't forget, if you really want to make something bad ass, nothing beats adding nine or ten Xs to the name.

Am I the only one that finds it disconcerting that "Beachhead" is the name Activision gave the people they have working on their pay crap for MW3?

i approve.

Maybe this is my kind of game after all.

For some reason Ian Mcshane's voice is what I heard while reading that.

I will be going to the laundromat. If tomorrow is the Apocalypse then at least I will have something clean to wear while I go zombie hunting.

lol

I wonder how it does with blood?

Why am I only just now being told this?! Damn Christians are always waiting until the last second.

When my Xbox shit itself and died it didn't email my identity to Anonymous first.

I approve of your pun.

Alright, you got me. I'll go see it... I guess.

NASA saw a UFO in that "footage" so they pulled it.

The GIANT iRobot ad kind of ruined the whole story for me.

I'd watch that. Fake Troi is hot.