Given enough time, the manatees should come up with most every combination possible.

I'll take offers to be called a douche for much, MUCH less.

I've heard that grass has a negative impact on math skills.

I'm going to show this to everyone who says that weed never killed anyone.

Arizona's real solution: Grandpa driving Land Rover has heart attack, drives off road into cactus. Militia member 42 year old son living at home hears about it, goes to shoot Sikh who owns the local gas station.

Pretty sure that is a Bugatti.

You won't get far, but will see the road from a new perspective.

"Camping World Truck Series"? They should be required to race with camper tops on-board and at least one pit stop should include removal of the camper and replacement with a newer one found on Craigslist.

"A flick of opposite lock, and...Across the line!"

So you're saying the price of a human life is somewhere around $200 or so since that's what you're willing to pay for a track day?

I see variations of these around, and always chuckle.

I suggest they build the podium out of it. There's got to be enough oak there to do it.

First off, learn to spell. Safe to assume your education level is a GED at best? Secondly, your a moron for taking videos of cars and cold revving engines like that! Thirdly, you can't rap (if you can call it that). Don't quit your day job........ Oh Wait......

I considered suggesting #3, but as much as David Purley's actions restore my faith in humanity everyone else's actions suck it right back down. I understand some of the other drivers thought Purley was the crashed driver and thus already extricated from the flaming wreck, and I understand that the rescue crew was not…

That's a new angle on driving. Though I'm sure he's had varying degrees of success.

"Oh my gosh... my oil just broke!" the Holden screamed with expectation. The father, a Maloo, rushes the HT to the delivery room.