And you don’t think those 500+ stars is prize enough?

My personal favorite response is one I learned from Southpark:

After the Honda Grom came out, I’ve been able to appreciate every other headlight ever since:

Yea I’m wondering the same, a coworker of mine here in Livermore clocked in at 6:07 and described the above to us all, super freaked out.

Lol.

Speaking of toasters and advice:

Now I just take their picks and calculate their torque to weight ratio to see if the car has enough oomph to not make them suicidal. And if it doesn’t seem like it has enough transmission speeds to make it happen either (like a 2015 1.8L 4-speed Corolla), I just tell them to try again.

Anything you love that can be had for less than $7000 in good running condition that you can then spend 3K on in wider properly-offset wheels, a lowering, and the exhaust that you love is gonna be a beautiful car to you for under 10,000. A car that makes you trip as you walk away from it because you’re looking back…

The rest of the food that that Australian seagull died for is now up for grabs:

Lower contact patch area also increases PSI, which would increase both dynamic co-efficient of friction, and the static one in wet situations.

Lower contact patch area also increases PSI, which would increase both dynamic co-efficient of friction, and the static one in wet situations.

I like my vehicles like I like my women; milk-white

Don’t forget to include the cost of insuring, filling up, and maintaining the vehicle, people. So many forget to budget the running costs :(

He was trying to kill a spider? I see no wrongdoing in his actions.

You missed the best one:

918 Spyder :)

An ‘08 TDI VW.