With fedoras to top it all.

*goes for brain bleach*

Guys at the meet were like:

Ok, you just fucking won.

You know what? I kinda like it. The past SE model looked like a tryhard.

I'm sorry, but you failed at existing by leaving this one out:

Premeditated murder involves you know, actually planning to kill someone. Drunk people can't plan for shit, after all.

with

gotta go fast

I feel bad for Subaru. When they made the WRX into a hatchback, all they heard were complaints. Now, the WRX is only a sedan. All they're hearing are complaints. Well, the complaints might soon stop: A WRX hatch is under consideration.

How? It takes a lot more to make me laugh.

Because it's DICE/EA, aka "we make bridges with Nintendo, then we burn them afterwards and we shit on their ashes because reasons despite having a horrible track record and PR" and not a random idiot on Twitter, perhaps?

Well, they must have a really low bar for comedy.

>implying the tweet is even funny on itself.

Good thing there wasn't internet in those days...

It's turning into Justin Bieber

indeed. It's cringeworthy at best(?)

Nope.

Because it's more shitstorm-inducing stuff rather than mischief.

Huh, seems like DICE's sense of humor is like Battlefield 4: broken as shit.