COTD.

RIP Mitsubishi 1970-2014

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this is absolutely perfect.

Last time I checked this was Jalopnik, not some Tumblr SJW blog.

Lamborghetti Fasterrossa.

Looks like a E28 5 Series.

It looks like some kid slamming a Hot Wheels into a wall.

can't tell if serious or deadpan parody.

you got me at "reptile brain"

"I've never ridden in one or driven one as I'm 15"
There you go.

"B-but muh exclusivity" - every single rabid Viper fanboy ever when it hears the idea of a entry-level V8 Viper.

Seriously guys, the Viper is pretty much being sucked dry by the Corvette at this point and there's not enough of you folks to keep it V10 only. Get real.

No, no, no; you're doing it wrong Ford. Grab a Mustang, stretch it's platform and call it Falcon.

Nah, I rather axe the Taurus in favor of a new Falcon.

I dunno, that's comparing apples to oranges IMHO. Takumi pushes his car (or any other) beyond the known limits at near suicidal speeds in mountain roads; while Akio was pretty much "the chosen one" of sorts of a machine that happens to have a mind of it's own.

*ahem*

Eh, people usually ziptie their wheel covers so they wont fall off if they hit a pothole and shit...

Am I the only one who does not have a rage-boner on wheel covers? Most OEM steelies on cars look like dog shit anyways and I'm cool with wheel covers unless they are those ghastly chrome ones, let alone the ones with spinners (uuuuuuggggghhhhh)

Heck, I even think the B13 Sentra turbine caps look sorta cool

This is why we need a "maybe" or "whatever" on the Kotaku's review scale.

"Yes" and "No" sometimes just don't cut it.

Pat, that car crash is not a punishment for watching horror movies.

It's God's saying "STOP BEING SUCH A RIGHTEOUS RETARD"