Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Most in the controversy-averse world of professional sports would not go out of their way to point out such a fact and risk alienating any sect of their fanbase.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

“I’ve paid my dues, I deserve this. No one will notice.” - Chris Hassel dropping acid the morning of his Goal Line debut.

Right off the bat this morning were on this shit again?

I’m guessing the unconditional love.

Some say Kiante might get better with prolonged cellaring.

If you don’t really care about getting married, then of course you aren’t going to want to do it because the whole process is stressful as hell and costs a ton of money. That doesn’t mean that you are strongly AGAINST marriage. If the other person’s desire to get married overcomes your general apathy (which sounds…

MEET ME BEHIND THE WHOLE FOODS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

I think he was named for St. Andruwoid, patron saint of being real af.

Obsessive piano playing and fixating on an object are common symptoms of kids with a Taipei personality.

You are allowed to scroll right past the articles you don’t care to read. Yesterday was Sunday; there’s lots of football stories further down.

I just looked over the Deadspin front page and it doesn’t look like they cover football any more. Sorry.

Dude, I love XKCD, that’s nothing I haven’t seen before. But, I mean, I guess you can be right here. I’ll amend my words just for you.

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

Last line got me

The Arizona State Punt Returner just made quite possibly the dumbest play I have ever seen. With only UTSA players around, he touched the ball (I wouldn’t say “made a play” because he had no chance to gain control over the ball) in a way that ensured only UTSA could fall on the ball.

It’s a minor fuck up no one will…