“I’m a Zen-ass dude.” Those were delightful. Thanks for the links.

Me II

“Man, I already knew we covered. On Tuesday. Now who’s got my blow?”

“I will say this for the A’s - they don’t draw as many fans as they should, but the fans who do show up are great. I was at the Coliseum (which is an endearing and kind of homey old concrete shitpile that feels like it just got done hosting a livestock exhibition) last month and the ~20,000 people who were there were…

Her entire instagram feed looks like an AI-generated simulacrum of a twee-hipster, “influencer” feed.

What, Charles Harder isn’t available?

Everything’s coming up Mnuchin!

+1...wait...+5, no +10. +30. Now it’s +325!

Fuck.

The extra time isn’t spent actually playing the video games. It’s all spent repeatedly picking up the controllers they can’t hold due to their weakened millennial grip strength.

Lemon: Can I ask you one question before you go?

True American hero catches ball with one hand, leaves other free to salute the flag.

Little Mac(k). KO!

If Shit-for-Brains can be the Republican presidential nominee, why not have a police union rep be a Constitutional law scholar?

Use of the protest chant, “Hey hey. Ho Ho. I’m the least racist person I know!”

Thank you for your sacrifices, Mr. Dilfer.

Morally and financially bankrupt bullshit artist > Tebow

Bo Knows +1

Best Fans In Spaceball

The picture associated with the article can’t be right. A Yale-Duke basketball game would trigger a white hole of entitlement to form, causing the universe to collapse in on itself.