"The Deadspin Brick" should be the name for Piggy Poop Balls massive poop on his balls.

Carved on that brick:

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?

I’m sorry but this must be said:

The delivery nurse asked if her mom wanted to name her Christina, but the mom said, “No, just Tina.”

Florida is also in talks to send a fruit basket...

In response, the NCGOP has released an official statement:

This is truly the worst kind of child slavery. Being forced to use Kinja...

In the NBA, that’d be two points.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

One way or another, a Browns QB is going to go out and get smashed.

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

“But if he were a German 17 y/o playing well for their national team”, then he would be a 17 y/o making the german national team of GERMANY. That’s exactly the point!

o fuck yea br0

Damn dude...you don’t understand what a protest is, do you?

As a Hawks fan who has spit (metaphorically) in Kap’s face a number of times, my respect for him tripled upon his initial protest, and I figured, what with Sherman’s political bent and Baldwin’s general “fuck everyone” attitude that the Seahawks would soon get in on this.

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

Well, they both spend a lot of time talking about walls.

I’m not sure if vapes are banned by the Secret Service because they are a battery pack and a heater coil that can be rigged to explode, or because they spray aerosolized poison, or because they’re super-douchey.