This is the best Kinja has to offer.

This man is very, very cold, and in desperate need of a hot take. For only $0.40 a day, you can provide him with a hot take, so that he may warm himself.

Can’t

Or, she’s a normal human in a normal relationship, and she’s reached her “fuck it” point. We all know people, or have been people, who have stayed in relationships FAR beyond what, in retrospect, would have been the smart, right time to leave. Few make the decision to marry and really think “well, if it gets weird,…

Hey, I had no idea you used to be a renowned actor!

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

Pictured: Magnifying glass and ants.

Look at that face. More like drugged-out! Haha!

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

You can tell that the wind totally pushed him downward faster than gravity alone. The wind was definitely blowing hard from directly above.

“This is your camera on DirectTV.”

Editor’s notes:

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

orly

the Queen of Snapchat.

“We are literally living in a time when you can say you’re something on the Internet and become that thing[.]”

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.