I’m not sure it was really necessary to refer to the Cuban-born Sabates as a “minority” in this racist headline.

For those of you who don’t know, the perceived speed stat is obtained by performing a postgame colorimetry analysis on the back of the hitter’s pants.

And that’s how I spent my All-Star break vacation.

What do the rules say about those fucking disgusting Mariners uniforms. Holy shit.

Imagine half of Leicester Cities fans and boards thought it would be a good idea to leave the FA because they didn’t like the influence other teams had on their ability to play football. Lets call it Foxit. But shockingly, leaving the FA means they are no longer in the Premier League and the FA CUp. They are no longer…

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

That was Livan Hernandez.

When I saw Delino DeShields name mentioned a year or two ago, I honestly thought to myself, “Man, he must be really old... I remember him coming up.”

Oh please. Try being someone who grew up in the 80s who gets to watch the *sons* of the stars back then age and falter. Prince Fielder has an OPS of .521!

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Red Sox lore has it that Rico Brogna is buried deep underneath first base. Supposedly, you can still hear his screams on a crisp fall night at Fenway.

Video proof: @Red_Sox have immigrants doing the gardening at Fenway. Sad!

Well apparently people can’t dislike Radiohead without being dipshits about it either.

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

I hate their youth.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

“But, anyway, to hell with Georgia.”

Agreed.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

I have to side with Jones on this one. If he really did something illegal, how do you explain him still being in the car?

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.