Sweet bicycle kick!

Texas ain’t nothin’ but steers and profiteers.

That’s a lovely hot tub enclosure. +1 for starting DeadsPintrest

But did you win?

Went to a birthday party with my kids at a inflatable place that also had a pitching booth with a radar gun. It turned into a contest among the dads to see who could throw the hardest. I had shoulder surgery 3 months later.

Casey Weathers, a 2007 first-round pick who almost washed out of baseball after suffering a few serious arm injuries.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but it seems like only about 10% of that is remotely necessary for running. I’m having a hard time figuring out what the gloves are for at all. That said, I’m sure your local running shop/Amazon is very happy with your spending habits.

We don’t get to see how long he was occupying the left lane. That being said, it’s never safe to drive with a 2 foot gap between vehicles. The van is the hero in this video. He made a pass and then actually got over.

Kevin - a minor quibble, but AP Stylebook prefers “former LeBron whipping boy Mario Chalmers” on first reference.

If this were Peyton Manning, he’d have 11 defenders carrying both him and the pizza, but the media would still say “He could still work for Dominos next year!”

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

The sincerity of your indignation, though. Or is it your complete lack of self-awareness?

Meanwhile, on Birdspin:

we need balance.

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

I call this entire ensemble the “What would happen if Rodney Dangerfield and a bloated, possibly mumps-infected Andrew McCarthy reproduced a fully grown man?” look.

Crack journalist Kevin Draper

Mexican: I Went To DeAndre Jordan’s House, But He Said He Was Voting For Donald Trump

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau