[Are completely unsure as to who to root for]

If there’s two things we know about Michael Jordan, it’s that he likes to gamble and is bad at it.

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

Someone named Zanaboni should be good at wiping the slate clean.

In fairness, Scottish people have no idea what the sun looks like.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

This is absurd. There has never been an Arby’s with more than 6 people inside.

I’m going to walk through the City today, following random people and intermittently shouting “Shame!”

Starred because you’re obviously a real man.

I loved this when it was called “Jackass.”

Everyone wanted a portrait of American Pharaoh instead of enjoying the setting landscape...mode

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

Gareth Bale, he’s from England?

If you are going to go Bhutan, you gotta include Wales (although it is not technically a country, even though it is, although not really, but it is...not, so there is that)

I would imagine they don’t want to go up against the Pirates/Rockies game that night.

these pics are sweet, like something you'd see in a textbook in 40 years [just like how there's pics of james braddock fights or old yankee games]. I'm very high right now

Interesting tribute to Mark Prior's arm.

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

The Jimmy trade isn't that surprising. The guy can only catch. Seattle is the one that wrote the book on how to defend him. He is also prone to dropping the ball. On the flipside of this, the Saints have had terrible O-line play the last couple of years and it shows in Drew Brees's turnovers and forced passes (shitty…

C3 PO'ed.