I actually thought the launcher was gonna roll out as soon as the plane touched down and it would take off again without stopping.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Well there IS a UFO interior in game. The one Michael wakes up in. I was hoping when the game was released on PC they would blow things wide open. But noooope. Fucking R* toying with people's emotions and sanity lol.

Your opinion on everything no longer matters.

Oh I know...

What’s a suspension?

How do I become rich?

“As super-spy photographer and Friend of Jalopnik Brian Williams notes,”

Brian Williams?

The Hayabusa Smart Car swap.

The plane scene, how long was that runway again?!

Lots of silver caps though. Looks like he’s had more cavities than I’ve had. Maybe he just like the bling.

Jay Z's face ain't bad either.

AWD Mustang perhaps? I can get down with that.

Two and a half minutes of spinning aimlessly does not a rally driver make.

*Goes for brief drive in Mini Cooper*