You have an opportunity to make a four story kart track and waste it on a giant corkscrew and then a hill. And that’s it.

Since today there are MULTIPLE crowdfund offerings in the daily post, I’m reposting once again:

Since today there are MULTIPLE crowdfund offerings in the daily post, I’m reposting once again:

$40 for a crappy short-bladed box opener that isn’t even a quarter as useful as that $15 Gerber multi-tool you linked to earlier?

$40 for a crappy short-bladed box opener that isn’t even a quarter as useful as that $15 Gerber multi-tool you…

Hence my clan: Shoot Aliens Get Stuff.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Stupid never sleeps.

ghosts

Art is something you feel in your mind, not necessarily in your hands. Like the steering feedback in modern BMW’s.

And amazingly, most are regular Jalopnik commenters!

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Manual Chevy SS

The Jeep does not appear to have a license plate

Weird, different, city car, quick and fun... 500 Abarth

Wow I was finally here on time. But... you know when you want something so bad and then when it is finally available, you dont want it? Yeah that just happened. Maybe Im getting old.

Wow I was finally here on time. But... you know when you want something so bad and then when it is finally…

Honestly I don’t see what the white Sequoia did wrong; it appears to be stop and go traffic, it also appears there is a left exit or split coming up (watch till the end), the Sequoia signals to move into the lane, there was a white accord directly behind the Sequoia therefore if the Sequoia slows they’re slowing…

Kinda like woeeee, woeeeee, woeeeee, blk, blk, blk, blubbwoeee, woeee, woee,woeee, bgkla, blkg, blka, woooeeee,woeeee, woeeee, wooeeeeeee, blkal, blkal, blummmmpurrr, wooeeeeee.

This guy is such a cunt.