You have an opportunity to make a four story kart track and waste it on a giant corkscrew and then a hill. And that’s it.

Since today there are MULTIPLE crowdfund offerings in the daily post, I’m reposting once again:

Since today there are MULTIPLE crowdfund offerings in the daily post, I’m reposting once again:

$40 for a crappy short-bladed box opener that isn’t even a quarter as useful as that $15 Gerber multi-tool you linked to earlier?

$40 for a crappy short-bladed box opener that isn’t even a quarter as useful as that $15 Gerber multi-tool you…

I....would have been extremely stupid.

Hence my clan: Shoot Aliens Get Stuff.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

So, it is currently an unknown variable.

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Stupid never sleeps.

ghosts

Two questions....can you customize the control center? If not, fail. Can you long press/3d touch buttons like wifi to take you to wifi settings? If not, double fail.

Art is something you feel in your mind, not necessarily in your hands. Like the steering feedback in modern BMW’s.

I really need a guide for this from start to finish that tells me what to do and what to expect if I want to drop my cable/sat provider. For example, if I have to have ESPN Deportes, what are my options and how do I do those? If I also need locals, does that change my options? If I need to have DVR, what does that…

And amazingly, most are regular Jalopnik commenters!

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

Manual Chevy SS

The Jeep does not appear to have a license plate

Wow I was finally here on time. But... you know when you want something so bad and then when it is finally available, you dont want it? Yeah that just happened. Maybe Im getting old.

Wow I was finally here on time. But... you know when you want something so bad and then when it is finally…