God damn, I love her so much.

Seriously, that reading list just rendered him unfuckable.

First he stars in Michael Bay’s Benghazi fantasy, and now he’s reading piles of Tom Clancy? Shit, I’m worried that Krasinski has decided that he’s going to be America’s go-to conservative action star now that all of the other ones are old.

This is old but it’s new to me.

Mariah is wonderful in any decade.

“Rita Ora” is the name I use to check into hotels when I don’t want anyone to find me.

Poor Rita.

Counterpoint: If she stopped showing up to things, we couldn’t make all our terrible/awesome “Who?” jokes. We need her to be the “straight guy” for this bit.

How does Rita Ora keep showing up at every event? Is the UK just funding her in an attempt to make her a thing?

I’m of two minds when it comes to colored contacts. My initial reaction is “Ew, tacky, why.” But, as a society we have an obsession with light eyes, especially on dark skinned people & “mixed babies” because it’s unique and different. So I get why people think colored contacts make them look “cool.” And if we accept…

That Dakota Johnson picture is so, so awkward. It’s like they’re looking at two different cameras.

I know Sinead is not mentally well but she really needs to knock it off.

That photo looks less like a posed selfie and more like a drive by snap and post. Rita didn’t even have time to make sure her face wasn’t covered by a giant shadow before posting it to her story.

Beyonce is just being gracious. We all know she already skinned Becky and was wearing her skin last night.

It was the only way Rita could corner them.

Dakota Johnson looks deeply uncomfortable in that photo. At least Elle Fanning is buffered by the fact that she clearly has no idea who Rita is.

Poor Bey! In her head she was probably like...?

bathroom selfies is the klassiest thing you can do , for realz

That first Vera Wang photograph is very, very funny.

The idea of all of those celebrities milling around the shitty MET bathrooms makes me chuckle. Also it’s now possible that I’ve peed on the same toilet as some of them, which I assume I can brag about?